Saturday 27 August 2011

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Rhino horn thieves only got replicas" as "Rihanna porn drivel only just replicas"
Wmm just took a look to see if there were any reports about Rihanna the pop star involvement in any porn videos and there seems to be something about a sex tape involving a lookalike, so maybe this is disinterestingly about that.

Wednesday 24 August 2011

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "West pushes Syria sanctions" as "Wet lush lands for bird sanctuary"

Saturday 20 August 2011

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC headline "Egypt Withdraws envoy in Israel" as "Ego withdraws envelope from Australia" which makes Wmm wonder if he has been pushing the envelope as far as it will go on the planet considering he lives in England.

Thursday 18 August 2011

Misreading of the day

Wmm misread the BBC news headline "markets plummet as fear returns" as "market plums are fear of satan"

Friday 12 August 2011

Misreading of the day

  1. Wmm misread the BBC news headline " "Fresh crackdown" on Syria unrest " as "Crayfish and mackeral in Syrian sunset." 
  2. Wmm misread the BBC news headline "Search for man as tug boat sinks" as "Men treated as bug, both sing"  
  3. And leading on from there, Wmm noticed that in his mind the BBC headline "Police hit back at riot critism" started to transform into " Crickets rock back with Polish hit" as if the two men who were treated like bugs were able to sing like crickets and started a rock band but didn't sound like Buddy Holly's group at all.  
  4. It's quite possible that as backing vocalist, they've had a career where their singing could only be heard faintly in the background of other artist's records as crazy cricket chirping under layers of other sounds.